June 22, 2009

Kwentong Kutchero!

Stir or no stir? You decide.


1. Don't sit on the alley lane on movie houses.
(Wag umupo sa sinehan malapit sa daanan)


Why? Because an allegedly crazy HIV positive bastard will inject a syringe-full of his blood to the moviegoer's unsuspecting arm. Then he'll murmur the phrase "Welcome to the world of HIV" and walk out of the cinema unnoticed.
According to hearsays the guy is doing it for revenge after acquiring the disease from a one night stand. tsk tsk tsk!

As conclusion, sit on the not-so-accessible areas on cinemas to prevent being the next victim, or bug off the cinemas once and for all.

2. Avoid cheap sodas.
(Iwasan ang mga murang sopdrinks)


Ever wondered why they sell Coke cheaper these days? Rumor says that an accident happened on one of Coca Cola's factory where an employee fell on one of their huge stirring chamber. They found the body only after the container has been drained. The contents of course are distributed nationwide.

There were also hearsays that fingers were found on certain bottles of Coke.

3. Do not try on clothes on Robinson's Galleria Dressing Rooms.
(Huwag magsukat ng damit sa mga Robinson's Galleria)


It has been said that the owner of the mall has a half-snake twin brother. For  pleasure or display of power (nobody really knows), the hideous half is peeping on unsuspecting ladies on the changing rooms to kill his boredom. If he finds the customer to be very attractive, the dressing room's floor will open like a mechanical trap. And the off-guarded lady will fall on an unfathomable pit for the snake man to devour.

Alice Dixson was rumored to be one of the lucky victims who has managed to escape by clinging on a metal hanger half-naked. She was paid handsomely to disclose the incident.

4. Don't dare go to Metropolis Cinema
(Huwag balakin ang pagpunta sa Metropolis Cinema)

A few years back, the lot where the Metropolis mall in Alabang is standing was a very huge cemetery. According to heresays, the owner was rushing the construction of that mall, thus, certain corpses were not transferred properly and still lying below the mall buried in cement.

There was an instance when two girls was questioned by a guard after seeing a movie in a usual Metropolis crowded cinema house.

The guard says, "Ladies, where have you been?".
One of the girl responded sarcastically, "Inside, we saw a movie. (And pointed the movie house) Isn't it obvious?"
The guard said "Impossible, that movie house has been closed for a while for renovation."
The other girl said, "It's not just us, there are other more inside".
So the guard and the two girls went in to check, but no one was inside.

 

5. Do not cross a newly constructed bridge.
(Huwag dumaan sa mga bagong gawang tulay)

No, not because it's still unstable and may collapse at anytime.

According to gossips, kids are being kidnapped when a new bridge is being constructed. The children serves as sacrifices, where they mix the blood on cement and bury the body on the main foundations of the bridge. It was a belief that this will make a sturdier finish product.
Creepy!

Disclaimer: None of the allegations/stories stated above are proven (as implied by the title).
Names, Brands and Locations however are specified for a more effective delivery.

{ music } Basketcase


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 09:35 AM.

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June 19, 2009

When Gundams walk the earth..

Japan's secret weapon is finally complete!!!

A 59 feet tall (18 meter) mighty RX-78-2 Gundam can now be spotted on Shiokaze Park in Odaiba, Tokyo Japan.






To celebrate Mobile Suit Gundam 30th Aniversary, starting July of 09 the real life sized gundam will be showcased for 2 months.

The head unit moves and the body have 50 points that emits light.
It is also rumored that mist shoots forth from 14 locations on the body.


images are from here and here.

{ music } Milk It by Nirvana
{ mood } calm


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 04:21 AM.

2 bite(s)




June 7, 2009

Add some thump in your life!

I just did!

Achieved by drowning my bored eardrums with Skullcandy Skullcrushers with ultra-powerful subwoofs.
(mine is the Screaming Hand Series by Jim Philips a.k.a. Santa Cruz, design doesn't matter though)

Their claims were all true....the pair of mini-subwoofers against your skull makes the bass feel like a swarm attack by the renegades of funk, soldiers of Jah, hip-hop nation, and a 1970s version of the Kiss Army, all at once.
So, no. Skullcrusher is not just a clever name.

Those pesky voices in your head will never know what hit 'em!
Get one now!

{ music } Block Rockin' Beats by Chemical Brothers


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 04:34 PM.

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June 6, 2009

Bill: Killed or Suicide?

Bill
Photo taken from here.

Actor David Carradine of "Kill Bill" and "Kung Fu" was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room hanging in a closet naked. The 72 year old actor seemed to have hanged himself says the police.

The actor was staying in the Thai hotel while shooting a movie entitled "Stretch", and his apparent death was discovered when his producer went to his luxury hotel room. Carradine's representative confirms that he would never have committed suicide.

Cause of death is still under investigation. But my guts tells me he has been slain strategically by a samurai weilding chick in yellow trousers.

{ mood } awake


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 02:29 PM.

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April 10, 2008

When Chefs got bored

sheep_caulli


penguin_eggplants


umbrella


speechless_veggie


orange_dad


hamster_potato


fish_lettuce


lemons_meeting


mushroom_seesaw


strawberry_smooch


pig_papaya


dog_banana


duck_veggie


bellpepper_frogs


banana_octopus


dragon_bellpepper


bus


grapes_moot


afro_onion

Note: Photo sources are unknown, images received through email.




Devoured by theSushiMonster at 03:25 AM.

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the SushiMonster?


  • eats raw food as long as succumbed with seaweed.
  • loves to surf amidst inability to swim.
  • only eats green colored Skittles.
  • potential alien abductee
  • mutates when consuming sea creatures other than fish.
  • shares the same blood with only 4% of the entire world's population (hah! royal blood!).
  • engulfs at least 1 liter of coffee per day.
  • can sing in Japanese amidst lack of comprehension.
  • is immune to smokers, weeders and beer hoarders.
  • attracted to vampires, serial killers, assassins and ninjas.
  • looses sanity if exposed to rap music
  • has a hydrophobic demon as an alter ego.
  • dreams to become a Mobile Suit Gundam pilot



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