Stir or no stir? You decide.

1. Always check your chicken from KFC Bucket before grabbing a bite
(Palagiang tignan ang manok mula sa KFC Bucket bago ito kagatin)

A couple ordered a bucket of KFC Chicken and brought it to the cinema as a snack. While too engrossed with the  film they are watching, one of them was startled after giving a good bite to a drumstick. Suddenly they were disturbed by the sickening stench coming out of the bucket. So the couple rushed to the restroom to check the foul odored chicken, only to be more surprised to found out that it was a well-breaded rat.

Ewww!! Stir or no stir?

2. Do not eat the cones of ice cream from local sorbeteros
(Huwag kainin ang apa ng ice cream na binili sa mga Manong Sorbeteros)

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They say refrain from buying ice creams from Mamang Sorbeteros coz these men masturbates and scratches their sweaty genitals without washing their hands then serve ice cream to naive parokyanos on humid day.


3. Refrain from buying street siopao
(Iwasang bumili ng siopao sa tabi tabi)

Why? Coz these siopaos are made of street cat's meat.
Unless you appreciate exotic stuffs.

4. Give alms to beggars
(Magbigay ng limos sa mga pulubi)

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Rumors says that there was an incident when a lady ignored a beggar asking for coins. In revenge, the beggar splashed acid in her face and she got disfigured.

The beggar who gained it's fame by the name "Boy Asido" has been rumored to be roaming around the Metro in his splashing trip and targets his ex-girlfriend who made him crazy.

5. The Deceased Ex President is still alive and in hiding
(Buhay pa ang namayapang dating pangulo at nagtatago)

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Everybody knows about the death of the ex-president, Ferdinand E. Marcos that was caused by 72 complications from lupus. Everybody knew about his lavish burial and that his body lies in a glass viewing case inside a refrigerated crypt, complete with soft music and running power that costs thousands of dollars. However, speculations have risen that the figure on display is a dummy since Marcos' face and hands does not appear natural even for a corpse.

Years later, a few people swore seeing Marcos attend one grand wedding in Manila in his own two feet (mind you not on wheelchairs), cape on one hand and surrounded by several bodyguards. It has been rumored that his death was faked and in hiding preparing for a grand comeback and only his loyal supporters knew of this.

So decide....stir or no stir?

Disclaimer: None of the allegations/stories stated above are proven (as implied by the title). Names, Brands and Locations however are specified for a more effective delivery.

{ music } Mr. Brightside
{ book } Why men love bitches?
{ mood } drained

Devoured by theSushiMonster at 03:25 AM.

4 bite(s)