October 13, 2009

Rice Crop Art

Move over crop circles!

Who says the japanese cannot do better than those naughty aliens?

 

Napoleon

 

Sengoku-period warrior

Sengoku-period warrior (with farmers)

Crops close up view

Naoe Kanetsugu and Osen

Osen

Naoe

Doraemon and Deer Dancers

Cow, Omi-Hachiman

Ducks

Source: http://pinktentacle.com

{ music } If it makes you happy - Shery Crow


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 05:53 AM. Filed under Japanese.

2 bite(s)




October 12, 2009

Ultraman Overdose

In homage to Ultraman's father Eiji Tsuburaya, silhouettes of Ultraman monsters painted on transformer boxes can be seen on the streets of his hometown in Sukagawa (Fukushima prefecture).

Ultraman

Ultra Seven

 

Gomess

Pegira

Borg Seijin

Clockwise: Antlar, Guts Seijin, Telesdon, Mephilas, Gomora

Source: http://www.pinktentacle.com/


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 06:35 AM. Filed under Japanese.

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August 27, 2009

Wear your keyboard

Yes!! And I mean literally!

Strut your geekness with these keyboard goodies.


Keyboard Tie

Show em how good you are with a keyboard without muttering a word.
Perfect during a job interview!
Available in Amazon.

 

Keyboard Bag

Comes in fashionably three colors (white, black and even in hot red).
Designed by: João Sabino

 

 

Keyboard Pants

Rocks my socks!
Type anytime, anywhere with these crazy flexible "functioning" keyboard (mind you) embedded in your almighty jeans. Comes with a mouse on the right back pocket.
Source: Yanko Design

{ music } Limang Dipang Tao by Barbie's Cradle
{ book } 100 Years of Solitude
{ show } FMA Brotherhood
{ mood } nerdy


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 02:42 AM.

2 bite(s)




June 25, 2009

TransPortmers

A very pinoy rendition of Transformers.

Disclaimer: Images are not mine and were not created by me. I believe they were first spammed 2007.

The Autobots



The Decepticons

 

{ music } Play by Flunk
{ show } Suicide Club Trailer


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 09:51 AM.

1 bite(s)




June 23, 2009

Kwentong Kutchero Ulit!

Stir or no stir? You decide.

1. Always check your chicken from KFC Bucket before grabbing a bite
(Palagiang tignan ang manok mula sa KFC Bucket bago ito kagatin)


A couple ordered a bucket of KFC Chicken and brought it to the cinema as a snack. While too engrossed with the  film they are watching, one of them was startled after giving a good bite to a drumstick. Suddenly they were disturbed by the sickening stench coming out of the bucket. So the couple rushed to the restroom to check the foul odored chicken, only to be more surprised to found out that it was a well-breaded rat.

Ewww!! Stir or no stir?

2. Do not eat the cones of ice cream from local sorbeteros
(Huwag kainin ang apa ng ice cream na binili sa mga Manong Sorbeteros)

Photo from here

They say refrain from buying ice creams from Mamang Sorbeteros coz these men masturbates and scratches their sweaty genitals without washing their hands then serve ice cream to naive parokyanos on humid day.


3. Refrain from buying street siopao
(Iwasang bumili ng siopao sa tabi tabi)

 

Why? Coz these siopaos are made of street cat's meat.
Unless you appreciate exotic stuffs.

4. Give alms to beggars
(Magbigay ng limos sa mga pulubi)

Photo from here

Rumors says that there was an incident when a lady ignored a beggar asking for coins. In revenge, the beggar splashed acid in her face and she got disfigured.

The beggar who gained it's fame by the name "Boy Asido" has been rumored to be roaming around the Metro in his splashing trip and targets his ex-girlfriend who made him crazy.


5. The Deceased Ex President is still alive and in hiding
(Buhay pa ang namayapang dating pangulo at nagtatago)

Photo from here

Everybody knows about the death of the ex-president, Ferdinand E. Marcos that was caused by 72 complications from lupus. Everybody knew about his lavish burial and that his body lies in a glass viewing case inside a refrigerated crypt, complete with soft music and running power that costs thousands of dollars. However, speculations have risen that the figure on display is a dummy since Marcos' face and hands does not appear natural even for a corpse.

Years later, a few people swore seeing Marcos attend one grand wedding in Manila in his own two feet (mind you not on wheelchairs), cape on one hand and surrounded by several bodyguards. It has been rumored that his death was faked and in hiding preparing for a grand comeback and only his loyal supporters knew of this.

So decide....stir or no stir?

Disclaimer: None of the allegations/stories stated above are proven (as implied by the title). Names, Brands and Locations however are specified for a more effective delivery.

{ music } Mr. Brightside
{ book } Why men love bitches?
{ mood } drained


Devoured by theSushiMonster at 03:25 AM.

4 bite(s)




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